July 01, 2007

Horoscope curtesy of The Onion


You'll provide an interesting footnote to the history of international turmoil when, due to a complicated series of mistranslations and corrupt ballots, you inadvertently seize control of Italy for four blood-soaked days.

Considering my current state of "pink gooiness" (I like that description, I'm taking it!)I don't see a four-day bloodbath occurring this week....but you never know.