If I were...where would I be?

Teel gifted me with a new cuddly. *grin* I now have a pirate blankie!

So, before I started this post I discovered that I have no idea where I've stashed my digital camera. I wanted to snap a pic of the pirate logo and gush a bit...about that and a few other things....like the Yule card I found tapped to my front door this afternoon. But *sigh* I put the camera somewhere safe, where I have no clue as storage does not actually occur in my apartment, and apparently promptly forgot its location.

So....If i were a digital camera, where would I be?