I want it!

For the first time ever....at least I think it was the first time...I was overcome with the want to steal a piece of jewelry right off its owner. One of the clerks at Hastings was wearing what can only be called Pirate-Bling. I want it! It was a double strand pearl necklace...more of a choker but a bit looser...that fastened in front. From the clasp dangled a rhinestone encrusted skull and crossbones. I didn't have time to ask where she got it, the lady behind me was in a big rush and didn't seem to be in the mood to wait for me to ooh and ahh over costume jewelry.

I want it! I need it! Please?